Laugh Out Loud
Agenda For The 2008 Democratic Convention
By Someone Very Funny
Jan 15, 2008 - 3:51:04 PM

REVISED AGENDA FOR THE 2008 DEMOCRAT CONVENTION

7:00pm  Opening flag burning

7:15pm  Pledge of Allegiance to the U.N. in Spanish

7:20pm   Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

7:25pm  Nonreligious prayer and worship with Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton

7:45pm  Ceremonial tree hugging

7:55pm   Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

8:00pm  How I Invented the Internet - Al Gore

8:15pm  Gay Wedding - Barney Frank presiding

8 :35pm   Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

8:40pm   Our Troops are War Criminals - John Kerry

9.00pm  Saddam Memorial Rally - Cindy Sheehan and Susan Sarandon

11.00pm   Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

11:05pm  Collection for the Osama Bin Laden kidney transplant fund -  Barbara Streisand

11:15pm   Free the Freedom Fighters from Guantanamo Bay - Sean Penn

11:30pm   Oval Office Affairs - William Jefferson Clinton

11:45pm   Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

11:50pm   How George Bush Brought Down the World Trade Towers - Howard Dean & Rosie O'Donnell

12:15am  'Truth in Broadcasting Award' - Presented to Dan Rather by Michael  Moore

12:25am   Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

12:30am  Satellite address by Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

12:45am  Nomination of Hillary Rodham Clinton by Nancy Pelosi

12:50am  Speech and toast by Hugo Chavez to the departure of 'The Great Satan', 'W' Bush

12:55am  Hillary proposes a toast to our 89 million new Democratic Mexican voters

1:00am   Ted Kennedy proposes a toast to the extinction of the Republican party.

1:05am  Coronation of Hillary Rodham Clinton

1:30am   Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

1:35am   Bill Clinton asks Ted to drive Hillary home

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